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Nige to Take Back the Streets
The Prime Minister David Cameron returned from his holiday last week only after the Saviour Nigel Havers threatened to personally take control of the situation “by any means necessary”, according to an unnamed Number 10 source. It is understood that, … Continue reading
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Tagged David Cameron, Neil Buchanan, Nigebots, Nigel Havers, rigged election, riots
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Nigel Havers to Buy Ark Royal
Plans for The Saviour Nigel Havers to purchase the HMS Ark Royal have been revealed after a series of documents regarding secret meetings between Nigel Havers, the Prime Minister and the Royal Navy were published to Wikileaks. According to the … Continue reading
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Tagged Ark Royal, David Cameron, Gillian McKeith, Havers Media, I'm a Celebrity, jungle, Nick Clegg, Nigel Havers, Royal Navy, Wikileaks
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Nigel Leaves Jungle Following Clash with Lembit
The Saviour, Nigel Havers is returning to NHA Headquarters tonight following a defiant departure from the I’m a Celebrity studios. Nigel is expected to be making the fifty minute flight from the jungle to NHA Headquarters in London care of … Continue reading
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Tagged Donald Sutherland, HavAirs, I'm a Celebrity, jungle, Lembit Opik, Nigel Havers, Nigel Havers Alliance, saviour
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Nigel Havers Prepares for Government
Sylvestor McCoy, NHA Spokesman for Fashion and Foreign Affairs: “I know for a fact that Nigel will lead this country” Our Lord Nigel Havers has declared that He will lead the country, regardless of whether He receives an outright majority … Continue reading
