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Nige to Take Back the Streets
The Prime Minister David Cameron returned from his holiday last week only after the Saviour Nigel Havers threatened to personally take control of the situation “by any means necessary”, according to an unnamed Number 10 source. It is understood that, … Continue reading
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Tagged David Cameron, Neil Buchanan, Nigebots, Nigel Havers, rigged election, riots
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Nigel to Defeat Unions
Artist’s impression of an NHA Worker Drone Nigel’s Grand Plan Strikers to face instant Occupational Reallocation A replacement workforce will be employed Where a replacement workforce is not available, work will be carried out by special drones or “Nigebots” Our … Continue reading
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Tagged Boris Johnson, defeat, Jubilee Line, Nigebots, Nigel, replacement workforce, unions
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