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Outrage as Nigel Targeted by Hackers

Posted on 13 July, 2011 by Geraldine Bryce

The Saviour Nigel Havers has expressed His outrage at emerging reports that several key members of the NHA were targeted by phone hackers. The alleged hacking incidents occurred during the general election campaigns of 2005 and 2010, and appear to … Continue reading →

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Nigel Wins TV Debate

Posted on 3 May, 2010 by Donald Jefferson

The Leader’s Debate 66% of viewers believe Nigel Havers should be next Prime Minister 82% of viewers agreed with Nigel’s vision for the NHHS 12% agreed with Esther Rantzen’s Dental Care Reform Bill Viewers disagreed with Bill Oddie’s stance on … Continue reading →

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Nigel Appeals to Bigots in TV Debate

Posted on 28 April, 2010 by Geraldine Bryce

The Leader’s Debate Tonight on NHATVUK1+2, the new entertainment channel from Havers Media Our Lord Nigel Havers will appeal to bigoted women in tonight’s edition of The Leader’s Debate. Among the issues His Nigelness will be discussing include His stance … Continue reading →

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Nigel Launches Election Manifesto

Posted on 15 April, 2010 by Donald Jefferson

Nigel’s Vision for Britain: Abolition of VAT on teabags Introduction of customer service and buffet cars on London Underground Immediate removal of Nick Robinson from BBC Free pogo sticks for all The Saviour Nigel Havers has today kick-started the campaign … Continue reading →

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