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Nige to Take Back the Streets
The Prime Minister David Cameron returned from his holiday last week only after the Saviour Nigel Havers threatened to personally take control of the situation “by any means necessary”, according to an unnamed Number 10 source. It is understood that, … Continue reading
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Tagged David Cameron, Neil Buchanan, Nigebots, Nigel Havers, rigged election, riots
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Nigel Havers to Buy Ark Royal
Plans for The Saviour Nigel Havers to purchase the HMS Ark Royal have been revealed after a series of documents regarding secret meetings between Nigel Havers, the Prime Minister and the Royal Navy were published to Wikileaks. According to the … Continue reading
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Tagged Ark Royal, David Cameron, Gillian McKeith, Havers Media, I'm a Celebrity, jungle, Nick Clegg, Nigel Havers, Royal Navy, Wikileaks
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