Here at the NHA, we have a very strong commitment to the environment. However, we have an even stronger commitment to jumping on bandwagons. We therefore hereby propose the following set of initiatives that will be implemented as soon as we take power in the UK, in order to improve our popularity by creating the illusion that we care about global warming. These will be operated by The Saviour’s very own energy provider, NiGen.
Nuclear Batteries
We fully support the search for alternative fuel sources, and as such, will be rolling out a trial of the use of nuclear batteries to power homes and offices. These have the advantage of providing an independent energy supply, meaning comrades will no longer be dependent on the tired and frankly obsolete National Grid. They also have the added advantage on reducing the amount of garden maintenance required in your home, due to the effect these have on surrounding vegetation.
*N.B., please do not attempt to recharge nuclear batteries; this could result in untold consequences.
Greener Light Bulbs
Light bulbs in the UK are currently bright, brash, inefficient, and unreliable, with even energy saving bulbs being only 17% efficient. That is why we will encourage the use of new NHA green light bulbs, to replace the traditional white ones. These have the advantage of being greener than traditional bulbs, thus reducing the impact on the environment.
Endless Supply
Here in Britain, we see criminals as a drain on society. With prisons at bursting point and the economy in a mess, society’s scum are wasting away without receiving the opportunity to repay their debts. We however see the potential benefits these roustabouts can bring. We will therefore force criminals, chavs, and anyone who has soiled Nigel’s society to generate an endless supply of free, green electricity, by strapping them into special energy-generating treadmills.