Unemployment in Britain has reached unacceptable levels in the past twelve months. This is clearly not good enough. The NHA must do something about it. We are currently the only party to have pledged 0% unemployment levels once we are in power. However, we can do much better.
We believe that there is a position for everybody in Nigel’s society, at whatever level, regardless of qualifications, race, religion, or ability to find Jonathan Ross amusing.
However, this level of employment will only be achievable with the help of The Saviour, Nigel Havers.
We also recognise that the traditional system of monetary reward is open to abuse, encouraging laziness on one extreme, and greed on the other. To this end, we have formed the Department of Nigemployment, which will ensure the following measures are implemented:
- All businesses are to be fully Nigelised by the end of 2011.
- Tax breaks and rewards will be offered to those who have made a special contribution to Nigel’s society.
- The creation of work encouragement schemes and tax punishments for those who have not made a special contribution to Nigel’s society.
- The creation of community projects to take louts and binge drinkers off the streets.