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Nigel Havers to Buy Ark Royal

Posted on 12 March, 2011 by Donald Jefferson

Plans for The Saviour Nigel Havers to purchase the HMS Ark Royal have been revealed after a series of documents regarding secret meetings between Nigel Havers, the Prime Minister and the Royal Navy were published to Wikileaks. According to the … Continue reading →

Nigel Leaves Jungle Following Clash with Lembit

Posted on 22 November, 2010 by Geraldine Bryce

The Saviour, Nigel Havers is returning to NHA Headquarters tonight following a defiant departure from the I’m a Celebrity studios. Nigel is expected to be making the fifty minute flight from the jungle to NHA Headquarters in London care of … Continue reading →

Blair Joins the NHA

Posted on 1 October, 2010 by Donald Jefferson

One of Britain’s most controversial political figures is to join the Nigel Havers Alliance. Following months of tense negotiations and media speculation, The Saviour Nigel Havers has announced that Lionel Blair is indeed going to head the newly formed Office … Continue reading →

Obama Supports Nigel’s Demands for PR

Posted on 10 May, 2010 by Geraldine Bryce

President Obama: “I wish Nigel every success in putting right the holes in the British electoral system” President Obama has come out in support of Nigel Havers’ election demands. Speaking at an impromptu meeting at the White House on Saturday, … Continue reading →