Hello everybody. As part of my commitment to encouraging openness, honesty, and charm in politics, I hereby present NigeTalk, a series of discussion pages where you, the cretinous electorate can allow your opinions to be heard, no matter how misguided.
What do you think of my work? Is the NHA going far enough? Please feel free to share your thoughts below!
Love,
Nigel x
Dear Saviour Nigel,
While it should go without saying that you are, inevitably, right, your correspondent humbly requests that you make updated amends to your hugely accurate page: Politician of The Week, Boris Johnson.
This is particularly vital because the world, including all Londoners.., watches your website, often on a daily basis, and looks t0 Our Trusted Saviour to provide guidance on the imminent mayoral election – on 3 May 2012.
Your Capital Needs You – to remind each and every voter to make his or her mark on his or her ballot paper – for Boris.
Dear Our Saviour Nigel (OSN),
Your servants & savants need to record our appreciation for your guidance in the matter of the May 2012 London mayoral election.
You spread your Word and the Right Result happened.
More generallly…. No army can defeat an idea whose time has come: We know your time has come, so be sure to keep your ideas flowing. The world watches and needs OSN to deliver us from hypocrisy, inflated egos, ‘etcetera, etcetera, etcetera’..
Mr. Havers,
I propose, that once you have gained control in the U.K that you build a bridge across the Atlantic connecting the United States with Great Britain and you can rule both. It is time we as Americans had a president with both sense and humor. You have both qualifications. America needs to get back to its roots. Its British roots.
Cheers,
Anna Whiteley and her party
I have only just been made aware of the fact that you had made me an unsung hero! My ego is now the size of a small industrial estate. Thank you so much for the honour. Is there a plaque or can I just have the cash?
Do you realise that we worked together once? Early 70s, “Nuts” bar of chocolate commercial with Natasha Pyne. All I can really remember was that I was petrified and you put me at ease by being so calm and relaxed and fluffing your first line.
Anyway, that restraining order is still in place.
love Jim Sweeney
my latest blog http://tinyurl.com/2wzwtfy
The Nigel Havers Alliance must be just about the worthiest cause we a Sinking ship have borne witness to. We have often failed to understand the need of individuals to pledge themselves to overpaid footballers, ‘reality’ show contestants and most importantly, the current, major political parties:- Now we have a cause; a real feeling that change is needed and that being the case, shouldn’t we make as sure as sure can be that that change be for the better?
That’s why the Sinking Ship is proud to declare it’s support of a great hero of ours, the dashing one, Mr. Nigel Havers. This we do in the unmitigated belief that not only is ‘The Charmer’ himself the way forward, but to believe otherwise is nothing less than utter folly!
Many Regards
Sinking Ship
Just finished “Playing with Fire” – great book. Any plans to write another?