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		<title>Nigel to Buy Greece</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2012/05/20/nigel-to-buy-greece/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2012/05/20/nigel-to-buy-greece/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 21:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geraldine Bryce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The interim Greek government are believed to have accepted an undisclosed sum from Our Lord, Nigel Havers, in a midnight deal which will give The Saviour full sovereignty over the former democracy. In what has been hailed a valiant effort &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2012/05/20/nigel-to-buy-greece/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nige to Take Back the Streets</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/08/16/nige-to-take-back-the-streets/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/08/16/nige-to-take-back-the-streets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 10:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Jefferson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[David Cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neil Buchanan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigebots]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rigged election]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=748</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Prime Minister David Cameron returned from his holiday last week only after the Saviour Nigel Havers threatened to personally take control of the situation “by any means necessary”, according to an unnamed Number 10 source. It is understood that, &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/08/16/nige-to-take-back-the-streets/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Outrage as Nigel Targeted by Hackers</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/07/13/outrage-as-nigel-targeted-by-hackers/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/07/13/outrage-as-nigel-targeted-by-hackers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geraldine Bryce</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[BSkyB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Havers Media]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[phone hacking]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=726</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Saviour Nigel Havers has expressed His outrage at emerging reports that several key members of the NHA were targeted by phone hackers. The alleged hacking incidents occurred during the general election campaigns of 2005 and 2010, and appear to &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/07/13/outrage-as-nigel-targeted-by-hackers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Spring Conference 2011</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/04/01/spring-conference-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/04/01/spring-conference-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 09:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geraldine Bryce</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bob Hoskins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[credit crunch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Spring Conference]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tea leaves]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=676</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year again. The 2011 Nigel Havers Alliance Spring Conference will be taking place from the 10th-13th Havril. Once again, the venue for this year&#8217;s spring conference is The Green Tearoom in Skipton, the largest and &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/04/01/spring-conference-2011/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nigel Havers to Buy Ark Royal</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/03/12/nigel-havers-to-buy-ark-royal/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/03/12/nigel-havers-to-buy-ark-royal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 11:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Jefferson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ark Royal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gillian McKeith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Havers Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm a Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jungle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nick Clegg]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wikileaks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=681</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Plans for The Saviour Nigel Havers to purchase the HMS Ark Royal have been revealed after a series of documents regarding secret meetings between Nigel Havers, the Prime Minister and the Royal Navy were published to Wikileaks. According to the &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2011/03/12/nigel-havers-to-buy-ark-royal/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nigel Leaves Jungle Following Clash with Lembit</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/11/22/nigel-leaves-jungle-following-clash-with-lembit/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/11/22/nigel-leaves-jungle-following-clash-with-lembit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 10:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geraldine Bryce</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Donald Sutherland]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Saviour, Nigel Havers is returning to NHA Headquarters tonight following a defiant departure from the I’m a Celebrity studios. Nigel is expected to be making the fifty minute flight from the jungle to NHA Headquarters in London care of &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/11/22/nigel-leaves-jungle-following-clash-with-lembit/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Blair Joins the NHA</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/10/01/blair-joins-the-nha/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/10/01/blair-joins-the-nha/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Jefferson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jaffa Cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lionel Blair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Office for Biscuit Responsibility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vince Cable]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=667</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of Britain’s most controversial political figures is to join the Nigel Havers Alliance. Following months of tense negotiations and media speculation, The Saviour Nigel Havers has announced that Lionel Blair is indeed going to head the newly formed Office &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/10/01/blair-joins-the-nha/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Supports Nigel’s Demands for PR</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/10/obama-supports-nigel%e2%80%99s-demands-for-proportional-representation/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/10/obama-supports-nigel%e2%80%99s-demands-for-proportional-representation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 12:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geraldine Bryce</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[AV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crystal Dome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[electoral reform]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Havers]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama: &#8220;I wish Nigel every success in putting right the holes in the British electoral system&#8221; President Obama has come out in support of Nigel Havers&#8217; election demands. Speaking at an impromptu meeting at the White House on Saturday, &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/10/obama-supports-nigel%e2%80%99s-demands-for-proportional-representation/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nigel Havers Prepares for Government</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/05/nigel-havers-prepares-for-government/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/05/nigel-havers-prepares-for-government/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 10:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Jefferson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Oddie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coalition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion and Foreign Affairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matthew Corbett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nick Robinson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Havers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parliament]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=651</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sylvestor McCoy, NHA Spokesman for Fashion and Foreign Affairs: &#8220;I know for a fact that Nigel will lead this country&#8221; Our Lord Nigel Havers has declared that He will lead the country, regardless of whether He receives an outright majority &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/05/nigel-havers-prepares-for-government/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nigel Wins TV Debate</title>
		<link>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/03/nigel-wins-tv-debate/</link>
		<comments>http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/03/nigel-wins-tv-debate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 11:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Jefferson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[debate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Esther Rantzen]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/?p=646</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Leader&#8217;s Debate 66% of viewers believe Nigel Havers should be next Prime Minister 82% of viewers agreed with Nigel&#8217;s vision for the NHHS 12% agreed with Esther Rantzen&#8217;s Dental Care Reform Bill Viewers disagreed with Bill Oddie&#8217;s stance on &#8230; <a href="http://nigelhaversalliance.co.uk/2010/05/03/nigel-wins-tv-debate/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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