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Nigel to Buy Greece
The interim Greek government are believed to have accepted an undisclosed sum from Our Lord, Nigel Havers, in a midnight deal which will give The Saviour full sovereignty over the former democracy. In what has been hailed a valiant effort … Continue reading
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Outrage as Nigel Targeted by Hackers
The Saviour Nigel Havers has expressed His outrage at emerging reports that several key members of the NHA were targeted by phone hackers. The alleged hacking incidents occurred during the general election campaigns of 2005 and 2010, and appear to … Continue reading
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Tagged BSkyB, election, Havers Media, Neil Buchanan, phone hacking, scandal, space-time continuum, Sylvestor McCoy, takeover bid
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Spring Conference 2011
Yes, it’s that time of year again. The 2011 Nigel Havers Alliance Spring Conference will be taking place from the 10th-13th Havril. Once again, the venue for this year’s spring conference is The Green Tearoom in Skipton, the largest and … Continue reading
Nigel Leaves Jungle Following Clash with Lembit
The Saviour, Nigel Havers is returning to NHA Headquarters tonight following a defiant departure from the I’m a Celebrity studios. Nigel is expected to be making the fifty minute flight from the jungle to NHA Headquarters in London care of … Continue reading
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Tagged Donald Sutherland, HavAirs, I'm a Celebrity, jungle, Lembit Opik, Nigel Havers, Nigel Havers Alliance, saviour
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