Author Archives: Geraldine Bryce

Nigel to Buy Greece

Posted on 20 May, 2012 by Geraldine Bryce

The interim Greek government are believed to have accepted an undisclosed sum from Our Lord, Nigel Havers, in a midnight deal which will give The Saviour full sovereignty over the former democracy. In what has been hailed a valiant effort … Continue reading →

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Outrage as Nigel Targeted by Hackers

Posted on 13 July, 2011 by Geraldine Bryce

The Saviour Nigel Havers has expressed His outrage at emerging reports that several key members of the NHA were targeted by phone hackers. The alleged hacking incidents occurred during the general election campaigns of 2005 and 2010, and appear to … Continue reading →

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Spring Conference 2011

Posted on 1 April, 2011 by Geraldine Bryce

Yes, it’s that time of year again. The 2011 Nigel Havers Alliance Spring Conference will be taking place from the 10th-13th Havril. Once again, the venue for this year’s spring conference is The Green Tearoom in Skipton, the largest and … Continue reading →

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Nigel Leaves Jungle Following Clash with Lembit

Posted on 22 November, 2010 by Geraldine Bryce

The Saviour, Nigel Havers is returning to NHA Headquarters tonight following a defiant departure from the I’m a Celebrity studios. Nigel is expected to be making the fifty minute flight from the jungle to NHA Headquarters in London care of … Continue reading →

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