Nigel Leaves Jungle
The Saviour, Nigel Havers is returning to NHA Headquarters tonight following a defiant departure from the I’m a Celebrity studios.
Nigel is expected to be making the fifty minute flight from the jungle to NHA Headquarters in London care of His private jet supplied by HavAirs, Nigel’s very own airline.
In an interview this morning for Havers Media, Donald Sutherland, NHA spokesman for Spiritual and Technological Advancement refused to comment on rumours that Nigel’s departure from the “entertainment” show was due to allegations that Lembit Opik had attempted to bribe His Nigelness in order to achieve a key position in the Nigel Havers Alliance:
“I am not at liberty to discuss the allegations against that buffoon [Opik]; I can however confirm that Our Lord Nigel Havers has taken my advice that He should leave the show at once in the interests of maintaining His own sanity.”
Nigel walked out of the show last night, citing script problems and urgent party matters.
