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Nige to Take Back the Streets

Posted on 16 August, 2011 by Donald Jefferson

The Prime Minister David Cameron returned from his holiday last week only after the Saviour Nigel Havers threatened to personally take control of the situation “by any means necessary”, according to an unnamed Number 10 source. It is understood that, … Continue reading →

Outrage as Nigel Targeted by Hackers

Posted on 13 July, 2011 by Geraldine Bryce

The Saviour Nigel Havers has expressed His outrage at emerging reports that several key members of the NHA were targeted by phone hackers. The alleged hacking incidents occurred during the general election campaigns of 2005 and 2010, and appear to … Continue reading →

Spring Conference 2011

Posted on 1 April, 2011 by Geraldine Bryce

Yes, it’s that time of year again. The 2011 Nigel Havers Alliance Spring Conference will be taking place from the 10th-13th Havril. Once again, the venue for this year’s spring conference is The Green Tearoom in Skipton, the largest and … Continue reading →

Nigel Havers to Buy Ark Royal

Posted on 12 March, 2011 by Donald Jefferson

Plans for The Saviour Nigel Havers to purchase the HMS Ark Royal have been revealed after a series of documents regarding secret meetings between Nigel Havers, the Prime Minister and the Royal Navy were published to Wikileaks. According to the … Continue reading →